To liven up meetings (of course not needed in meetings with Happy PR):
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Leave long pauses in your conversation at random moments. When someone else begins to speak, shout “ I AM NOT FINISHED!”
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Gradually push yourself closer and closer to the door on your chair
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Dropmeaningless and confusing executive jargon into conversations such
asWhat’s the margin, Marvin? When’s this egg going to get laid? If
wedon’t get this frog hopping we’re all going to end up looking
likeconstipated fruit-bats!
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